I fell for a hippie

I fell in love very recently and have been doing crap to impress this girl, who is so very different from me. She is verbose, as in she talks a lot and I confine my verbosity to just writing stuff. She is sorta loud in her dressing sense. She does not shave her underarms and I do (sheesh). She is always talking about issues and politics. She believes and I quote- "Those who are not political are allowing people to commit crimes in their names, for the government is the people." And that is why I did not vote (I did not tell her that).

Now for those of my friends who know me really well this is going to come as a shock. I have joined the YUCK movement- 'Youth United Change Knockers' and have been appointed as the secretary of the social media wing. I don't even know what youth united change knockers even means. Whose knockers are we changing? But all I can tell you is that being in this position means that I have to attend regular meetings with this girl who I have fallen in love with. I think it is her eyes. They call out to me.

She has asked me to prepare a strategic social media campaign plan. I asked her if it should be something way better than just a social media plan and I laughed. I laughed alone. The committee is a bunch of losers I tell you. Except of course for this girl. There are two reasons why I am putting this up on my blog. One- my blog is not popular and she will never read or hear about this. Two- She is not on any social media and so she will never read or hear about this. And I am not mentioning her name.